Ten Scottish proverbs

1. No matter how much you applaud a jukebox, you have put another quarter in for an encore.
2. A little bit of disagreement keeps the talk long.Too much agreement kills a conversation.
3. He who marries a chicken soon gets henpecked.
4. Man proposes, God disposes.
5. Better be the lucky man than the lucky man's son.
6. Hang a thief when he's young, an he'll no steal when he's auld.
7. Him that's born to be hanged will never be drowned.
8. She spend's money like a woman with no hands!!! .
9. Like the wife's tongue, often better meant than timed.
10. Marriages are all happy, it's having breakfast together that causes most of the trouble.